Our Menu
Plant-Based and Other Comfort Foods
At Cafe Euphoria, we know transgender and gender nonconforming communities have a complex relationship with home cooking. That’s why we bring familiar meals in a safe space where you can be yourself. All are welcome to join us an celebrate community and great food. In alignment with our mission, Cafe Euphoria offers a 3:1 sliding scale (2:1 on most merchandise) on all food items.
Please see the main board on-site, or ask staff for details.
Click here for our current menu, rotating seasonal menu. We also run specials daily. Talk to the staff for details.
BREAKFAST
Available All Day
(v) = vegan/plant-based / (vgt) = vegetarian (egg & dairy) / (pesca) =
pescatarian / (meat) = contains meat / (nut) = contains nuts.
Add’l gluent free options (gf) and other dietary accommodations may be available on request.
Breakfast Sandwiches
Classic (v/vgt, gf option) $7
Egg, cheddar, house avocado aioli on an English muffin or bagel (plain or everything)
The New Yorker (meat / v, vgt, gf options) $10
Bacon, egg, cheddar, tomato, avocado aioli on an English muffin or bagel (plain or everything) (plant based bacon avail.)
+$2 for sliced avocado
+$3 for plant based sausage, bacon, turkey, ham
+$5 for lox
+$3 for hard roll with extra egg & cheese
Burritos
House Breakfast Burrito $10
Eggs, tofu, sundried tomato, greens, feta, sesame oil, with house avocado aioli and/or adobo(v. spicy) on the side
Classic Breakfast Burrito $10
Eggs, black beans, brown rice, potatoes, house avocado aioli and/or chimichurri sauce on the side
Lunch Burrito $14
Savory burrito loaded with soy chorizo, roasted sweet potato, picked red onion, black beans, cheddar cheese(vgt/v), house made salsa verde, and brown rice. Served with jalapeno mayo(v).
+3 soy chorizo, plant based sausage, ham, turkey, or bacon(meat)
BelgianWaffle (vgt / v-gf option) $14
Fresh berries & fruit bourbon compote, whipped cream. Maple syrup on request. (May substitute chocolate syrup for compote)
Omelettes
Three-egg omelet served with salsa verde or sauce of your choice* and fresh Placid Baker ciabatta, or gf toast.(all vgt/ v opt)
Euphoric $12
Spinach, mushroom, tomato, onion, & cheddar cheese
Western $12
Ham, green pepper, onion, & cheddar cheese
Eastern $12
Sundried tomato, spinach, onion, & feta
Neptune $12
Lightly seared nova lox, spinach, & sour cream
Build Your Own $12+
Choose any 3 veg, 1 cheese (cheddar, swiss, feta, cheddar(v), feta(v))
+1 (ea.) extra veg/+2 (ea.) for any protein
Bagels Your Way
Bagels are plant based
Plain or Everything Bagel $6
With plain(v/vgt) or jalapeno(vgt) cream cheese
The Veg $9
Capers, cucumber, green pepper, red onion & mixed greens
The Protein $12
Lox or plant based protein + one veggie
The Works $15
Includes all of the above!
Lunch
Available from 11:30am / ~10am on weekends
Salads
House Caesar Salad (vgt / v opt.) $7/$13
Romaine lettuce, croutons, parmesan, Caesar dressing. (gf without croutons).
Side or main
Citrus Salad (vgt / v opt.) $9/$14
Mandarin & blood oranges, avocado, almonds, feta(vgt/v), pickled red onions on a bed of mixed greens with a lightly sweetened miso dressing. Side or main
Arugula Salad (vgt / v opt.) $9/$14
Pickled beets, couscous, roasted sweet potato, feta (vgt/v), house lemon vinaigrette (gf without couscous). Side or main
+$5 for grilled chicken (meat/v), seared shrimp, or smoked salmon (fresh or lightly seared)
Sammies
LGBTQ (meat / vgt, v opt.) $15
Our fresh take on a classic BLT. Lettuce, Guac (avocado aioli), Bacon(meat/v), Tomato, Queso (cheddar[vgt/v]), and mayo on toasted rye.
Turkey Camembert (meat / vgt, v opt.) $15
Cranberry sauce, vegan mayo, honey mustard, jalapeno, jam, crisp greens on fresh Ciabatta (plant-based turkey & cheddar cheese avail.)
The Helen (meat / vgt, v opt.) $12
Turkey (meat/v), cucumber, mixed greens, feta (vgt/v), Chimchurri sauce on a hard roll( v) or brioche (vgt)
The Trojan (meat / may subst v. turkey) $12
Turkey (meat/v), cucumber, mixed greens, feta (vgt/v), Chimchurri sauce on a hard roll( v) or brioche (vgt)
Soups
Chili (v) $5/$8
Hearty gluten free house made chili loaded with black beans, kidney beans, sweet potatoes and spiced to perfection. Topped with scallions. Sour cream(vgt) on request.
Miso Soup (v) $3
Miso, tofu, seaweed, radish, shiitake mushrooms in a gluten free, plant based stock
+$2 Fresh Placid Baker Ciabatta or rice with any soup or chili
Bowls
Sundried Tomato and
Bacon Mac & Cheese (meat) $14
Deliciously cheesy mac & cheese topped with either bacon, sun-dried tomatoes, or both.
Mac & Cheese (vgt) $11
Deliciously cheesy house made mac and cheese
Masaman (Thai Yellow)
Curry ( v-gf) $14
Carrots, potato, bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, peas, coconut milk, spices. Served over white or brown rice, with soy-based pickles.
Small Plates
Dusted Waffle Fries (v-gf) $6
Waffle cut fries dusted with savory seasoning, served with ketchup or Sriracha ketchup(spicy). Note: Takes 15 minutes
Loaded Waffle Fries (gf) $11
Add chili, cheddar, sour cream, jalapeno to above! (may specify exclusions)
Gyoza (v-gf opt avail.) $18
Japanese pan fried dumplings with spicy mustard, wasabi, and soy sauce. 6 per order
Choose: Leek(v), kimchi(pesca), seafood, pork & veg
Hummus (v / gf opt) $8
Creamy and garlicky hummus served with pita chips and/or vegetables (gf as veg only)
Specials
Will Change Daily!
Only Available Thurs-Sunday
Call For Daily Specials
(518) 212-7554
Korean BBQ Rice Bowl $16
(meat/pesca/v options)
Beef, shrimp & tilapia, shrimp only, or tofu(v) with mixed vegetables. (Not gf)
Pulled “Pork” Sandwich $15
(v/vgt/gf)
Pulled oats in a savory BBQ sauce, topped with house purple cabbage slaw and green pepper.
Choose: Brioche (vgt), Hard roll (v), or gf bread
Kitsune Udon (v) $14
Thick wheat based noodle in plant based broth
Okonomiyaki $16
A savory Japanese cabbage and scallion pancake with salmon, bacon, or tofu(vgt)
Lentil Curry (v-gf) $16
House lentil curry with spinach, tomato, Basmati rice
PASTRIES / DESSERTS
Muffin of the Day (ask; may contain nuts) $4
Chocolate coconut
Cranberry Orange(v)
Pumpkin (v)
Blueberry (v-gf)
Simple Cookies (vgt/v/gf) $3
Chocolate chip (vgt)
Red velvet (v)
Rainbow sugar cookies (v)
London Fog Cookies (v)
Snickerdoodle Cinnamon Chai Cookies (v-gf)
Lemon Lavender Shortbread $3
with Matcha Glaze
Ice Cream Sandwhich $4.50
Can be made with our available ice cream and cookies!
Vanilla Ice Cream (vgt) $3
(+1.5 with blueberries & blueberry compote)
Sorbet with Fruit $4.50
(lemon, raspberry, or combo)
Fruit and Nut Granola Parfait (vgt/v) $6
Double Chocolate Brownie (vgt) $3
a la mode, +1.5
BEVERAGES
Coffee $3.25
Iced Coffee $3.75
Juice $3.50
Orange or Grapefruit, 10 oz
Soda or Seltzer $2
Sparkling Water Bottle $6
San Pellegrino Soda $2.75
Bottled Soda $4
Energy Drink (2:1 merch discount only) $3.50
Fruit Smoothie $6
mango (vgt), green apple kiwi (vgt) or apple blueberry (v, nut), 10-12 oz
MOCKTAILS & SPECIALITY
Hot Chocolate $4
Can be made vegan with dark chocolate and alternative milks, or basic with milk chocolate and dairy milk!
Strawberry Lemonade $6
Refreshing lemonade topped with fresh, house-made strawberry syrup.
Lavender Menace $6
Sweet & light lavender lemonade topped with butterfly peaflower tea
Strawberry Matcha Latte $6
House strawberry syrup mingled with oat milk and matcha.
ESPRESSO DRINKS
Oat milk, whole milk, skim milk, almond milk, soy milk available.
All available iced, no extra charge
Espresso $3.50
(double shot standard)
Cortado $4.25
Cappuccino $4.50
Latte $4.75
Mocha $5
Red Eye $4.50
Americano $3.50
Affogato $6
double shot poured over vanilla ice cream
ADDITIONS
Extra shot (Single/Double) $1.50/2
Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Amaretto
Basic Syrups $0.50
Specialty House Syrup $0.75
Lavendar, Pumpkin Spice
TEAS
Tea $3.25
Iced Tea $3.75
black or vanilla chai
London Fog $5
Early Grey, vanilla syrup, steamed milk
Chai Latte $5
Matcha Latte $5
Matcha $4.75
(ceremonial grade)
Dirty Chai $6.50
chai latte with double shot espresso